Tell me a bedtime story please
Not many pieces of furniture currently have the capacity for thought. It’s strange how we have all this computing power, yet we haven’t ever programmed a sofa to compliment you when you sit on it (“have you been working out or is that just my inner stuffing”), or a desk to ask you how your day was.
"What time is it," you ask your bed.
"10:50," your bed replies, "Way past your bedtime."