cnnbreaking:

having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother image

Anonymous: Why don't you use capital letters? 

officialunitedstates:

the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care

dicketysplit:

when the screen goes dark and u see ur reflection

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earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.