teslaarmor:

Me: Joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

stargates:

dont date a boy who puts you up on a pedestal. dont date a boy who treats you like a prize. date a boy who is obsessed with aliens and is in the fbi. date a boy who eats sunflower seeds and throws pencils into the ceiling. thats the boy you deserve.

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*

sextarian:

if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.

if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.

but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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